I'm nuts......
That is probably not a surprise to anyone. Here is my latest project. Someone has been walking their damn dog down our street and leaving the SH*T behind for almost a year. I'm looking for a VHS camcorder so I can do some surveillance of the street and hopefully catch the bast*rd. I searched on eBay and there was not even ONE! So then I searched the internet and came across a bullet proof, water proof, outdoor security cam for only $93. I can hook it up to a VCR and then I'll be able to solve this mystery.
Now, some of you may be thinking "Is she seriously going to spend $100 to find out who is leaving their dog poo behind?" and the answer is YES, it is way worth $100 to me so that when it gets warmer and Mayson wants to play outside I won't have to buy new freakin' shoes every time she steps in dog SH*T, 'cause I'm not cleaning it off and we all know that Kevin sure as SH*T won't clean it either.
Also, I think it would be fun to own a security cam. It would have been convenient to have it the other night when I forgot to lock the new car and someone decided to sit in it and go through everything, but not steal anything. I mean seriously, you're addicted to drugs and you need money but you don't steal the $300 car seat? You are one lazy druggie................
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As I read this I can't help but think that you are so much like me. I'm not saying that's a good thing, because I drive Daddy nutz.
But when someone obviously doesn't give a damn about others, it makes me go ballistic.
What comes to mind to me is that when you find out who it is, find out where they live, scoop up their S$#% and drop it off at their front door. Or put it in a bag, light it and ring the doorbell, then run like hell.
No, that's probably not a good idea, but maybe it's good to lighten up a bit.
Good luck with that.
I love you Karen. I loved reading every word of this entry. Seriously- I would pay $100 dollars too... and I definitly think my mom, dad, or sister wwould too.
you are a freak... good luck finding the poo perpetrator!
I forgot to tell you to keep me updated about the poopie perpitrator.
Your going to be surprised to find its John too lazy to go in the house!
EWWWWWWW..............
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